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Steal It Back

By: VirtualJulPublished: 03/25/2002
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Law enforcement agencies have property rooms full of stolen or forfeited goods. The owners are not easily identified, and once merchandise is no longer needed as evidence, it must be disposed of properly. Founded and managed by former police officers, Property Bureau quickly moves items these items using an online auction site giving property room items maximum exposure.

At, private citizens are invited to register any items with serial numbers they have lost or reported stolen to their local police department. will search its database, and if an item has been received from a participating department, will return the item to the police department where the theft or loss was originally reported so that it may be returned to its rightful owner free of charge.

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    Well Marvin (0 replies)
    started by roger
    (02.08.2003 10:06:30 AM EST)

    they didn't have my penis enlarger either.


    Just protecting my sheep
    Just checking .... (0 replies)  
    started by marvin
    (03.26.2002 2:40:10 AM EST)

    to see if they've got my porsche .....

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