"It's important for young men and women who look at the Nebraska champs to understand that quality of life is more than just blocking shots." -George W. Bush, in remarks to the University of Nebraska women's volleyball team, the 2001 national champions, May 31, 2001
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Q: What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around in pain on the ground? A: Shoot him again.
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