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The Mother Of All Excuses

By: VirtualJulPublished: 06/04/2001
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If you need any type of excuse -- for missing work, lost homework, breaking a date -- this clever site is for you. The Mother Of All Excuses Place includes all kind of excuses including missing school, police or accident excuses, doctor excuses, missing Church, diet, tax, and other miscellaneous excuses.

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    looks good, will report back.

    smoke lots of crack and be happy!!

    Fuck this i'm going home.

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