"There's no bigger task than protecting the homeland of our country." Source: Federal News Service, "Remarks by President George W. Bush at 'Simon for Governor' Luncheon," Aug. 23, 2002
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You can choose from one of four beautiful newscasters that strip while reporting all that's happened in the world that day. Missing from the choice of newscasters is a male counterpart (sorry ladies) but guys, you'll never feel more satisfied by the news.
and it will download to your temp internet files and you can save it...
Just protecting my sheep
get this!
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epeolinkriskmgr
(05.01.2001 7:03:53 PM EST)
Hey VirtualJul: Why not contatct this site and have it available every hour on the hour linked for the first 5-10 mins of the "broad" cast from your site. Goofball site hits on the hour, every hour would increase... What do you think?
BUM
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Anonymous Goofball
(02.24.2001 1:18:07 PM EST)
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SAD NOTE...
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HellBent
(02.13.2001 8:43:57 AM EST)
They will be adding a male news caster with the next couple of months...as long as he doesn't bend over, it should be OK>
Naked News
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HellBent
(02.11.2001 3:34:16 AM EST)
I recieve the naked news with a e-mail newspaper called the daily dirt. And trust me these 4 lovely naked ladies have my full attention...also another online newspaper called Fantasy Team has sports news delivered by two sexy ladies in bikinies...again they have my full attention.
Cool
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caribouhunter
(01.29.2001 10:14:10 PM EST)
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snusktgubbe
(01.29.2001 3:46:25 PM EST)
beautiful and smart...What will the feminists say?
Finaly
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Scorpian
(01.19.2001 9:26:20 AM EST)
It's about time
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MURRAYER
(01.16.2001 9:31:23 AM EST)
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StreetImperial
(01.15.2001 9:38:18 PM EST)
I like this shit, going in my favorites...
It's a beautiful day...now watch some asshole go fuck it up.
Dammit I want a playstation 2!!!
ALMOST WORTH WATCHING
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donut38
(01.15.2001 4:45:58 PM EST)
IT`S NICE TO SEE SOMETHING GOOD ON THE NEWS
true
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Anonymous Goofball
(01.15.2001 4:03:31 PM EST)
i know realy knwo whats going on !
Not bad at all
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krytical13
(01.15.2001 2:06:48 PM EST)
Perfect, I really love being caught up on my current events
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