"There's not going to be enough people in the system to take advantage of people like me."-On the coming Social Security crisis; Wilton, Conn.; June 9, 2000
"I'm going to send the injured reserve players out for the toss next time." Mike McCormack, coach of the hapless Baltimore Colts after the team's co-captain, offensive guard Robert Pratt, pulled a hamstring running onto the field for the coin toss against St. Louis (1981)
#87 A mile on the ocean and a mile on land are not the same distance.
Yo Mama ...
is so stupid she hears it's chilly outside is so she gets a bowl
Q: Mom's have Mother's Day, Father's have Father's Day. What do single guys have? A: Palm Sunday
Finally, a news program you'll really want to watch! NakedNews.com delivers just what it says... NAKED NEWS!
You can choose from one of four beautiful newscasters that strip while reporting all that's happened in the world that day. Missing from the choice of newscasters is a male counterpart (sorry ladies) but guys, you'll never feel more satisfied by the news.
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(01.29.2001 3:46:25 PM EST)
beautiful and smart...What will the feminists say?
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