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Naked News

By: VirtualJulPublished: 01/15/2001
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Finally, a news program you'll really want to watch! delivers just what it says... NAKED NEWS!

You can choose from one of four beautiful newscasters that strip while reporting all that's happened in the world that day. Missing from the choice of newscasters is a male counterpart (sorry ladies) but guys, you'll never feel more satisfied by the news.

Editor's Note: Thanks to the many, MANY people who submitted this as a suggestion.

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    Title: hmmmm
    By: snusktgubbe
    Date: 01.29.2001 3:46 PM EST

    beautiful and smart...What will the feminists say?

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    beautiful and smart...What will the feminists say?

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