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Best known as the star of movie "Breakfast at Tiffany's". Won best oscar for "Roman Holiday" (1953) with Gregory Peck and was nominated for Oscars on four other occasions. for "Breakfast at Tiffany's" (1959), "The Nun's Story" (1959), "Wait Until Dark" (1967) and "Sabrina" with in (1954). Starred in "My Fair Lady" with .
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damn
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bigjohn2
(05.10.2006 9:16:21 PM EST)
thats a mouth full
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The tailless dinner jacket was invented in Tuxedo Park, New York. Thus it is called the "tuxedo dinner jacket" and is named after the town, not the other way around.
