"I have said that the sanction regime is like Swiss cheese - that meant that they weren't very effective." -George W. Bush, during a White House press conference, Feb. 22, 2001
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"A lot of people think it's going to take the mustard off the World Series. Well, the World Series will always have mustard on it. Anytime you're playing for that ring, there's going to be mustard involved." — Releiver Lee Smith, when asked if interleague play had taken the "luster" off the World Series
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... is so fat, When yo' daddy makes love to her, he never makes love to the same fold twice!
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Q. How do you spot the blind man at a nudist colony? A. It isn't hard.
Known as the actor with a face like an unmade bed, he starred as sloppy Oscar Madison on Broadway in the role created for him by playwright Neil Simon). He went on to enjoy a successful career and scored two suprise hits in the nineties with "Dennis the Menace" and "Grumpy Old Men", his most recent movie was "Hanging Up", co-starring ,
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