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By: jskillsPublished: 03/01/2007
 
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Real Name: Carlos Ray Norris

Best known as the karate action star of films such as Return of the Dragon and Game of Death with . Before he embarked on his hollywood career he was enjoyed a seven year reign as World Middleweight Karate Champion, ran a chain of karate schools where he taught the likes of Steve McQueen and The Osmonds.

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