"A dictatorship would be a heck of a lot easier, there's no question about it." Source: Business Week Online, "A Gentleman's "C" for W," Richard S. Dunham, July 30, 2001
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"You know how it is when you go to be the subject of a psychology experiment,and nobody else shows up, and you think maybe that's part of the experiment?I'm like that all the time." — Steven Wright, Comedian
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#205 For every human being in the world there is approximately one chicken.#206 Over 1 million earths would fit inside the sun.
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so ugly she has to get her vibrator drunk first.
One Liners
Q: Why are Monica Lewinsky's cheeks so puffy? A: She's withholding evidence.
Best known for his roles in near-porn flicks "9 1/2 Weeks" with Kim Basinger and "Wild Orchid" with Carrie Otis who would become his off-screen obsession and wife (from whom he is now estranged).
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