"And I know something about being a government. And you've got a good one." Source: FDCH Political Transcripts, "Remarks by the President at Arkansas Welcome, Northwest Arkansas Regional Airport," Nov. 4, 2002
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"I got a dog and named him 'Stay'. Now, I go 'Come here, Stay!' After awhile, the dog went insane and wouldn't move at all." Steven Wright, Comedian
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#195 Eleven of the fifty states are named after and actual person.
Yo Mama ...
so stupid she called the cocaine hot line to order some.
One Liners
Q: What's the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky's mouth? A: 1 US leader
Oscar winner for her Best Supporting Actress in "Kramer vs Kramer", nominated for her role in "The Deer Hunter", many other credits to her name, including "Death Becomes Her" with . She is recognised as one of Hollywoods most talented actresses, she originally yearned for a career as an opera singer. She caused untold financial damage to apple growing families in the U.S. with her pleas to stop poisoning children by spraying Allar on apples, when later it was found that the apple growers were right all along and Ms. Streep had no idea what she was talking about.
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