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Best known as American movie icon and star of westerns. Wayne nearly always played the same character, a big tough but sensitive hero who talked straight and met the bad guys head on. Wayne won an Oscar for his role of Rooster Cogburn for the 1969 film "True Grit".
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bigjohn2
(11.24.2004 8:40:45 PM EST)
didnt know all that...
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started by
hmighty
(11.24.2004 9:06:58 AM EST)
If you want this new section to work you should have contributions explain how the person chose their new name and why.Also you should try to explain the origins of their original name :-)
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