"I do remain confident in Linda. She'll make a fine labor secretary. From what I've read in the press accounts, she's perfectly qualified." - Austin, Texas, Jan. 8, 2001
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"We talked five times. I called him twice, and he called me twice." — Angels coach Larry Bowa on off-season converarions with Reds' Stan Jefferson
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#73 The average person spends 2 weeks of it's life waiting for a traffic light to change.
Yo Mama ...
is so fat the Aids quilt wouldn't cover her
One Liners
Q. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? A. Frostbite.
Marshall Bruce Mathers III
Born: 17 October 1974
Kansas City, Missouri
Rapper of the hit "The Slim Shady LP". Performed with Elton John at the 2001 Grammy Awards. Pays his estranged wife USD$2,740 per week in child support, she says it's not enough!
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