"Redefining the role of the United States from enablers to keep the peace to enablers to keep the peace from peacekeepers is going to be an assignment." - Interview with the New York Times, Jan. 14, 2001 (Thanks to Rachael Contorer.)
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"He wants Texas back." — Tommy Lasorda, Dodger manager, asked what terms Mexican - born pitching sensation Fernando Valenzuela might settle for in his upcoming contract negotiations. (1981)
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Yo Mama ...
is so slutty that I could've been your daddy, but the guy in line behind me had the correct change.
One Liners
Q: Did you hear Bill Clinton got a new job in Washington, DC? A: Hillary hired him to open her mail!
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