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Karol Wojtyla
Born: 18 May 1920
Wadowice, Poland
Died: 2 April 2005
The long serving pontiff was elected on 16 October 1978, becoming the first non-Italian pontiff in over 450 years and history's first Slavic Pope. For 26 years a spiritual beacon for people of all faiths, not just the world's 1.1 billion Catholics.
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