"The other issue regarding health care is whether or not health care is affordable and available. And one reason it's not in certain communities is because there is (sic) too many lawsuits." Source: White House, "President Discusses Tax Relief in Minnesota: Remarks by the President on the Economy," June 19, 2003
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Born: 5 August 1911
Nebraska, USA
Died: Santa Monica, California (lung cancer)
Critics considered him too good looking to be able to act, although he was a very capable actor. Married twice, once to Barbara Stanwyck from 1939-1951.
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