"In 2000, alone, obesity costs totaled the country an estimated cost of $117 billion." —Bush, promoting his Health and Fitness Initiative Source: The White House, "President Bush Highlights Health and Fitness Initiative: Remarks by the President on Fitness," July 18, 2003
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Star of the "Alien" films, also "Ghost Busters", "Half Moon Street', she began her career with a six-second bit in 's "Annie Hall" for which whe earned a meager $50. Chose her name from the novel "The Great Gatsby" in the hope that it would bring strange and exciting things into her life.
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