"If you find a neighbor in need, you're responsible for serving that neighbor in need, you're responsible for loving a neighbor just like you'd like to love yourself." Source: FDCH Political Transcripts, "George W. Bush Delivers Remarks on the Economy," Sept. 16, 2002
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#198 The US is the largest country names after an actual person (Amerigo Vespucci).
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so ugly it looks like she sleeps on a bed of nails face down!
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Q: Why do walruses go to Tupperware parties? A: To find a tight seal.
Known as the actor with a face like an unmade bed, he starred as sloppy Oscar Madison on Broadway in the role created for him by playwright Neil Simon). He went on to enjoy a successful career and scored two suprise hits in the nineties with "Dennis the Menace" and "Grumpy Old Men", his most recent movie was "Hanging Up", co-starring ,
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