"It's not the governor's role to decide who goes to heaven. I believe that God decides who goes to heaven, not George W. Bush." -- George W. Bush, in the Houston Chronicle.
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is so nasty Ozzie Ozbourne refused to bite her head off
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Q: How do you get an LSU cheerleader into your dorm room? A: Grease her hips and push really hard.
