"The senator [McCain] has got to understand if he's going to have - he can't have it both ways. He can't take the high horse and then claim the low road." - To reporters in Florence, S.C., Feb. 17, 2000
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Q: How can you tell if a lesbian is butch? A: She kick-starts her vibrator and rolls her own tampons.
