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George W. Bush
 
"I used the expression 'ride herd.' I don't know if anybody understood the meaning. It's a little informal in diplomatic terms. I said, we're going to put a guy on the ground to ride herd on the process. See them all scratching their heads."—Bush, realizing few people understand him when he speaks Source: New York Times, "The President's Trip, In the President's Words: 'A Mutual Desire to Work Toward the Vision," June 5, 2003
 
 

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"Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain as marijuana... The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two, but can't remember what they are."
— Matt Lauer on NBC's Today show
 
 

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#159 The first TV show ever to be put into reruns was "The Lone Ranger".
 
 

Yo Mama ...
 
is so greasy she sweats Crisco!
 
 

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Q: Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating?
A: To stop the snoring before it starts!
 
 


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