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Assorted Goofiness
BakerMedia
College Humor
EHOWA
Fark
JokeDump
Mike's List
Ogrish
Zfilter
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George W. Bush |
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"See, we want everybody in this country, every person — we want the addict, we want the single lonely mom, we want the child, the dyslexic child — allto feel a part of the future of this country." —Bush, speaking in Dallas, Texas, on Oct. 29, 2003
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"Marijuana will be legal some day, because the many law students who now smoke pot will someday become congressmen and legalize it in order to protect themselves."
— Lenny Bruce
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Snapple Facts |
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#181 The first jukebox was located in San Francisco in 1899.
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Yo Mama ... |
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head is so big it shows up on radar.
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One Liners |
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Q: What's the five day forecast for Afghanistan?
A: Two days.
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