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	George W. Bush
	"People make suggestions on what to say all the time. I'll give you an example; I don't read what's handed to me. People say, 'Here, here's your speech, or here's an idea for a speech.' They're changed. Trust me."-Interview with the New York Times, March 15, 2000

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	"People that are really very weird can get into sensitive positions and have a tremendous impact on history." — Vice President Dan Quayle

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	#96 The average American will eat 35,000 cookies in his/her lifetime.

	Yo Mama ...
	is so stupid that under "Education" on her job application, she put, "Hooked on Phonics."

	One Liners
	Q: How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say f*ck? A: Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!