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	George W. Bush
	"Our military is performing brilliantly. See, the transition from torture chambers and rape rooms and mass graves and fear of authority is a tough transition. And they're doing the good work of keeping this country stabilized as a political process unfolds." —Bush, remarks on "Tax Relief and the Economy," Iowa, April 15, 2004

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	I can shoot with my left hand, I can shoot with my right hand... I'm amphibious. — Charles Shackleford, NC State Basketball Player.

	Snapple Facts
	#149 Theodore Roosevelt was the only president blind in one eye.

	Yo Mama ...
	is like a rifle... four cocks and she's loaded.

	One Liners
	Q: How do you brainwash a blonde? A: By psychologically breaking down her confidence with a rigorous behavior modification schedule, alternating between sensory deprivation and sensory overload, thereby breaking down her conception of self, leaving her unable to resist outside suggestion.