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Assorted Goofiness
BakerMedia
College Humor
EHOWA
Fark
JokeDump
Mike's List
Ogrish
Zfilter
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"I am mindful not only of preserving executive powers for myself, but for predecessors as well." -George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Jan. 29, 2001
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"The lockout is about survival, about being able to feed our families."
— NBA center Patick Ewing, who earns $15 million per season
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Snapple Facts |
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#23 The San Francisco Cable cars are th only mobile national monument.
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... is so fat, When she brought her dress to the cleaners, they said, "Sorry, we don't do curtains!"
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One Liners |
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Q. What do attorneys use for birth control?
A. Their personalities.
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