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	"I really appreciate the hardworking staff—the docs, the nurses, the people who make this fantastic facility operate in a way that makes me pride, and in a way that will make every American proud when they learn your story. "—Bush, speaking in Washington, D.C., Dec. 18, 2003

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	"When you sit with a nice girl for two hours you think it's only a minute. But when you sit on a hot stove for a minute you think it's two hours. That's relativity." — Albert Einstein

	Snapple Facts
	#163 The first penny had the motto "Mind your own business".

	Yo Mama ...
	is so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed.

	One Liners
	Q: How can you tell when a man is well hung? A: When you can just barely slip your finger in between his neck and the noose.