"The California crunch really is the result of not enough power-generating plants and then not enough power to power the power of generating plants." -George W. Bush, Jan. 2001
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"It's no doubt I am going to win this fight and I feel confident about winning this fight. I normally don't do interviews with women unless I fornicate with them. So you shouldn't talk anymore ... Unless you want to, you know." — Mike Tyson
Snapple Facts
#26 The Hawaiian alphabet only has 12 letters.
Yo Mama ...
... is so fat, She went on a light diet... is so fat, as soon as it's light, she starts eating!
One Liners
Q. How many women does it take to change a light bulb? A. None, they just sit there in the dark and bitch.
