"This is still a dangerous world. It's a world of madmen and uncertainty and potential mental losses."-At a South Carolina oyster roast, as quoted in the Financial Times, Jan. 14, 2000
Random Quote
"Drinking provides a beautiful excuse to pursue the one activity that truely gives me pleasure, hooking up with fat hairy girls." — Ross Levy
Snapple Facts
#110 Frogs never drink.
Yo Mama ...
is so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone!
One Liners
Q: What is the difference between meat and fish? A: If you beat your fish, it will die.
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