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	George W. Bush
	"You know, let me talk about Al Qaida just for a second. I made the statement that we're dismantling senior management, and we are. Our people have done a really good job of hauling in a lot of the key operators. Khalid Shaikh Mohammed. Abu Zubaida. Ramzi--Ramzi alshibh or whatever that guy's name was."—Bush, at a July 30 press conference Source: Washington Post, July 30, 2003

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	"I love to go shopping. I love to freak out salespeople. They ask me if theycan help me, and I say,' Have you got anything I'd like?' Then they ask mewhat size I need, and I say, ' Extra medium.'" — Steven Wright, Comedian

	Snapple Facts
	#210 1.3 billion pounds of peanuts are produced in Georgia each year.

	Yo Mama ...
	... is so fat, When she crosses the street, cars look out for her.

	One Liners
	Q: What is the difference between men and women? A: A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need. A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.