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Assorted Goofiness
BakerMedia
College Humor
EHOWA
Fark
JokeDump
Mike's List
Ogrish
Zfilter
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George W. Bush |
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"There's only one person who hugs the mothers and the widows, the wives and the kids upon the death of their loved one. Others hug but having committed the troops, I've got an additional responsibility to hug and that's me and I know what it's like."Source: ABC News Transcripts, "President Bush and First Lady Bush '20/20' Year-End Interview," Dec. 13, 2002
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"AT&T is now offering a new service that allows you to pay your bills through your TV screen by using your remote control. So instead of saying, 'The check's in the mail', people are going to say, 'Hey, I wanted to pay, but I couldn't find the remote.' "
— Jay Leno, Comedian
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Snapple Facts |
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#223 The Basenji is the only type of dog that does not bark.
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Yo Mama ... |
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so ugly they turn off the cameras when she walks into a bank!
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One Liners |
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Q: What do tofu and dildos have in common?
A: They're both meat substitutes.
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"I live in my own little world, but it's ok, they know me there!"
