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	George W. Bush
	"There's only one person who hugs the mothers and the widows, the wives and the kids upon the death of their loved one. Others hug but having committed the troops, I've got an additional responsibility to hug and that's me and I know what it's like."Source: ABC News Transcripts, "President Bush and First Lady Bush '20/20' Year-End Interview," Dec. 13, 2002

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	"The post office says they're raising the price of stamps by one cent because they need to upgrade their equipment. Apparently, they're going from semi-automatics to uzis." — Conan O'Brien, Comedian

	Snapple Facts
	#222 Twinkle Twinkle Little Star was composed by Mozart when he was five years old.

	Yo Mama ...
	so ugly they threw her away and kept the afterbirth.

	One Liners
	Q. What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver? A. A bad golfer goes, whack, dang! A bad skydiver goes dang! Whack.