"It is time to set aside the old partisan bickering and finger-pointing and name-calling that comes from freeing parents to make different choices for their children." -George W. Bush, on "parental empowerment in education," April 12, 2001
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"Ah, yes, Divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet." — Robin Williams
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#9 The average speed of a housefly is 4.5 mph.
Yo Mama ...
... is so fat, She could sell shade.
One Liners
Q: Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet? A: Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.
