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George W. Bush
 
"There's only one person who hugs the mothers and the widows, the wives and the kids upon the death of their loved one. Others hug but having committed the troops, I've got an additional responsibility to hug and that's me and I know what it's like."Source: ABC News Transcripts, "President Bush and First Lady Bush '20/20' Year-End Interview," Dec. 13, 2002
 
 

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"The post office says they're raising the price of stamps by one cent because they need to upgrade their equipment. Apparently, they're going from semi-automatics to uzis."
— Conan O'Brien, Comedian
 
 

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#223 The Basenji is the only type of dog that does not bark.
 
 

Yo Mama ...
 
so ugly they threw her away and kept the afterbirth.
 
 

One Liners
 
Q: Why are hurricanes normally named after women?
A: When they come they're wild and wet, but when they go they take your house and car with them.
 
 


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1 Nailed
2 A Picture of the Female Brain
3 Forget Jenny Craig