"This administration is doing everything we can to end the stalemate in an efficient way. We're making the right decisions to bring the solution to an end." -George W. Bush, April 10, 2001
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... is so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost.
One Liners
Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your email? A: Rename the folder to "Instructions Manuals".
