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	George W. Bush
	"Neither in French nor in English nor in Mexican." -George W. Bush, declining to take reporters' questions during a photo op with Canadian Prime Minister Jean Chretien, April 21, 2001

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	"Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is." — Barbara Bush, former U.S. First Lady

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	#8 A bee has 5 eyes.

	Yo Mama ...
	... is so fat, When I yell "Kool-Aid," she comes crashing through the wall.

	One Liners
	Q: Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet? A: Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.