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    May 13, 2008

    number1bestwaitress Membership Expires
    07-11-2004

    Last Online: Mon Jul 5 15:30:29 2004 EST
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    Member Since: 08-10-2001
    Email Address: waitress691@excite.com
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    Last Post: Fri Jun 25 14:39:59 2004 EST
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    My favorite thing next to sex is to make you laugh
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    1 The Receptionist
    2 Hung Like An Infant
    3 My Lips Are Sealed
    4 Not ready to retire !!
    5 Out Of Business
    6 My cat, Oh No!
    7 Always Ask First
    8 Another Bud Please
    9 golfing with mother nature

     

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