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"They see the risks are high, the risk of being able to find a job or the risk of keeping the homeland secure." Source: FDCH Political Transcripts, "President Bush Holds Press Conference, Presidential Hall, Dwight D. Eisenhower Executive Office Building," Nov. 7, 2002
 
 

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#194 You don't have to be a lawyer to be a Supreme Court Justice.
 
 

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so fat the highway patrol made her wear Caution! Wide Turn.
 
 

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