"The goals for this country are peace in the world. And the goals for this country are a compassionate American for every single citizen. That compassion is found in the hearts and souls of the American citizens."Source: Federal Document Clearing House, "President Visits D.C. Food Bank," Dec. 19, 2002
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so ugly they used her in prisons to cure sex offenders!!
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Q: What do tofu and dildos have in common? A: They're both meat substitutes.
