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	George W. Bush
	"Speaking about barbaric regimes, we must deal with probably one of the most—not probably—one of the most real threats we face, and that is the idea of a barbaric regime teaming up with a terrorist network and providing weapons of mass destruction to hold the United States and our allies and our friends blackmail."Source: FDCH Political Transcripts, "George W. Bush Participates in Alexander for Senate Luncheon," Sept. 17, 2002

	Random Quote
	"I was going to write myself in, but I was afraid I'd get shot." — Lincoln Kennedy, Oakland Raiders tackle, on his decision not to vote. (1996)

	Snapple Facts
	#157 The first TV soap opera debuted in 1946.

	Yo Mama ...
	is so slutty she blind and seeing another man.

	One Liners
	Q: Why do Texans like big tits and tight pussies? A: 'cause they have big mouths and tiny dicks!