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"I was proud the other day when both Republicans and Democrats stood with me in the Rose Garden to announce their support for a clear statement of purpose, "You disarm, or we will.'" —Bush, speaking about Saddam Hussein Source: FDCH Political Transcripts, "George W. Bush Delivers Remarks at a Sununu for Senate Fundraiser," Oct. 5, 2002
 
 

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"I have a map of the United States, life size. 1 mile equals 1 mile. It'ssure hard to fold."
— Steven Wright, Comedian
 
 

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#196 If you doubled one penny enery day for 30 days, you would have $5, 368, 709. 12#197 The first person crossed Niagra Falls by tightrope in 1859.
 
 

Yo Mama ...
 
so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!
 
 

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Q: What did the sign on the door of the whorehouse say?
A: Beat it-we're closed.
 
 



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