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"I really appreciate the hardworking staff—the docs, the nurses, the people who make this fantastic facility operate in a way that makes me pride, and in a way that will make every American proud when they learn your story. "—Bush, speaking in Washington, D.C., Dec. 18, 2003
 
 

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— Plato
 
 

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#164 The first vacuum was so large, it was brought to a house by horses.
 
 

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is so bald she has holes in her pockets is so that she can run her fingers through her hair.
 
 

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Q: How can you tell when a man is well hung?
A: When you can just barely slip your finger in between his neck and the noose.
 
 



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