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1999 Deadpool

By: RobnoxiousPublished: 11/02/1998
 
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Welcome to the 4th annual Deadpool

The deadline has been extended to January 15, 1999. The only provision is that you may not select anyone that has taken ill after the new year.

The 1999 Standings

How It Works:

You predict who will die in 1999.

Make a list of 25 famous people. If a person from your list dies during the 1999 calendar year you will receive points for correctly predicting that person's demise.

The Definition of Famous:

Your candidate must be well-known before he or she becomes sick or injured. The reason you have heard of your choice can not be because of his or her potentially life-threatening disease or situation. Arthur Ashe would have been an acceptable candidate, Jeff Lucas, the horse trainer's son would not.

How You Win

All deaths are based on 100 years of age. Subtract you deceased person's age from 100 to get your credit number.

Rules

  • You may not kill anyone on your list. You will not receive credit.
  • If you die you become the immediate Dead Pool winner, Congratulations!
  • You Must select 25 people to make your entry valid.
  • You Must supply your name, email address so that we can notify you if you win.

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Latest Update: 01/02/99 10:32:43 PM

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