Caption Contest - September 2000
By: Robnoxious	Published: 10/04/2000
Okay, you know the drill. Check out the silly picture below, give us a funny, witty, original caption and be in the running for a free goofball.com t-shirt. Fill in the comment field below and submit, please note that your comments will appear on this page. Take a few minutes to read the postings below and try not to duplicate a caption. The top three captions will win t-shirts so don't delay - get your best caption in now! Contest ends September 30th 2000. Winners will be notified via email, so make sure your profile is up to date with a valid email address. Invalid addresses forfeit their prize. Winners have seven days to respond and provide their snail mail address. If any of these winners fails to claim their prize... I'm keeping the shirt for next month. The Winners "So you wanna be an Alpha Beta Kappa, huh?" — submitted by LongHairedFreak "Bored Pepe Le Pieu decides to go for an alternative lifestyle." — submitted by methos316 "Ya, in the XFL they leave the fur on the pig skin, dude!" — submitted by keyshaun Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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Gerbil?? (0 replies) started by bonechop (10.08.2000 8:35:43 AM EST) Jerry, I dont thing the usual dental floss is going to work on this one

crap (0 replies) started by turboteef3 (10.05.2000 5:52:49 AM EST) fuck#em all da ladykilla

Gerbil's Perspective: (0 replies) started by jr2110 (10.04.2000 7:38:40 PM EST) That Gerbil's thinkin', "I got a baaaaddd feelin' about this...."

texasstud (0 replies) started by texasstud (10.04.2000 6:30:18 PM EST) I did not have sexual relations with that hampster

This is a winner (0 replies) started by model (10.04.2000 0:04:07 AM EST) No, really, I WANT you to touch my "puppy" THe name is brettsky the game is hockey

hey goofball (0 replies) started by jmyjms79 (10.02.2000 6:00:45 PM EST) HEY GOOFBALL!!!WHO WON? jimmyjames

It feels good (0 replies) started by spudrific (10.02.2000 5:59:02 PM EST) Really, it feels good up there!

The parade! (0 replies) started by ShooterDC (10.02.2000 3:14:13 PM EST) Gay Pride: It's not just for men anymore.

(_I_) (0 replies) started by STUPIDDOGG (10.02.2000 3:11:00 PM EST) Not to be out done, "Brucey" decided to see if he could shoot the guinea pig out of his ass farther than "Petey", only to get the little bastard stuck up his rectum and die of a ruptured kidney. R.I.P. Brucey.

(_I_) (0 replies) started by STUPIDDOGG (10.02.2000 3:09:57 PM EST) Not to be out done, "Brucey" decided to see if he could shoot the guinea pig out of his ass farther than "Petey", only to get the little bastard stuck up his rectum and die of a ruptured kidney. R.I.P. Brucey.

sickos (0 replies) started by yarballs (10.02.2000 11:46:18 AM EST) Why are these men smiling? They have just given their gerbil new ANIMAL VIAGRA! Yarballs

this is tooooo funny! (0 replies) started by dooogys (10.01.2000 7:34:33 PM EST) i went to disneyland...and all i got was richard gere's gerbil!!!!!!! FUCK REPUBLICANS~!!!!!!!!!!!

ohmygod! (0 replies) started by emersonjnichols (10.01.2000 3:33:28 AM EST) OhmyGod! Am I lactating again? How embarassing. Fifi, quit it! e.j.

caption (0 replies) started by chorze (09.30.2000 10:30:33 PM EST) Fetch this pup a doggie latte!!This is what us boys use as a vibrator!!

make him smile (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (09.30.2000 4:13:53 PM EST) all you do is rub his nipples and stick your pinky finger up his ass. now see him smile

proud parents (0 replies) started by hmburger (09.30.2000 12:34:50 PM EST) winners of the proud parents contest. H.M. Bianco

Newest fashion statement (0 replies) started by Staci (09.30.2000 9:24:12 AM EST) New jewelery for animal lovers,,Rodent nipple ring,,just let it clamp down with its teeth,and there ya go,,instant piercing.

priceless (0 replies) started by tkanute (09.30.2000 1:25:34 AM EST) Having a full grown gerbal shoved up your ass, PRICELESS

flame on! (0 replies) started by emersonjnichols (09.30.2000 1:16:47 AM EST) ...and this is our little princess. Her name is Miss Steisand. Isn't she adorable! e.j.

1way2go (0 replies) started by tkanute (09.30.2000 1:15:50 AM EST) Annual meeting of the Richard Gere fan club.

aaholes (1 reply) started by tkanute (09.30.2000 1:08:03 AM EST) Who's turn is it to play hide the gerbal?

2 whackos (0 replies) started by struma6 (09.29.2000 10:30:23 PM EST) The scariest part is, the little furry thing is the most normal one of the group!!

??? (0 replies) started by struma6 (09.29.2000 10:28:51 PM EST) Bob had the biggest, hairiest nipple Bruce had ever seen...and he liked it. He liked it alot.

Gay Rites (0 replies) started by mushroomfg (09.29.2000 8:16:17 PM EST) The Dems have the Donkey; the Repubs, the Elephant; We have to have something!

smile :) (0 replies) started by 3doorsdown (09.29.2000 12:59:11 PM EST) OR ILL STICK THIS UP YOUR ASS! thank you :) not creative enough to fill this in

Let's Eat! (0 replies) started by kerryi (09.29.2000 12:44:46 PM EST) "I don't care if it was sent as our mascot, this games called Survivor...so LET'S EAT!!! "Kermitz"

what the? (0 replies) started by rook30505 (09.29.2000 0:08:42 AM EST) "okay,the guinea pig's cool,but why are you naked?" Drive fast,take chances,and remember,unprotected sex is better than no sex

All I got! (0 replies) started by stevefurman (09.28.2000 4:13:49 PM EST) My parents went to Greece and all they brought me back was this lousy gay man and his oversized anal rat!

nobody knows (0 replies) started by hayleejane (09.28.2000 11:55:33 AM EST) The butt pipe is stuck in place, just hold the damn guinea right there, smile and dont move. they'll never know a thing. CHEEEEEZ!

gerbil (0 replies) started by jimrok (09.28.2000 10:47:34 AM EST) ok I'll get the duct tape and then we will prepare the girbil for entry!

Hey (0 replies) started by tea (09.28.2000 0:22:04 AM EST) Oh my!!! I didn't think it was a feather duster!! You have to try this....Here give it to me....

Customs (0 replies) started by Cornelson (09.27.2000 11:41:31 PM EST) Hey, It's a native custom! We stick our dick in this, and it explodes. Fuck It!!! Tell em to Fuck Off!!!

Missing Animals (0 replies) started by BLACKSUNSHINE (09.27.2000 9:11:25 PM EST) The two men smile at the officer that caught them breaking in to the pet store. Little does he know that there used to be three furry little guys!

Yo! (0 replies) started by carmenino (09.27.2000 12:33:56 PM EST) Damn, you sucked that dog's dick so hard my nipple's caught in it's asshole. What the fuck!??!!?? Oh poop.

gay Men of Spring Break IV Video (0 replies) started by rhinochsr (09.27.2000 8:58:51 AM EST) hey Dude the last thing i rememebre was there was this guy buying me a drink at the bar and him mentioning something about roofer or something and next thing I know I wake up naked in the back hallway with this fuzzy thing sticking out of my ass! now thats what I call a sticky situation! damnn I'm tired.....Stupid third shift!

CONVENTION (0 replies) started by flist (09.27.2000 1:04:47 AM EST) I CAN`T BELIEVE WE`RE HERE !!! THIS FUCKIN` THING WOULD LOOK GOOD STUFFED UP YOUR ASS, HANS !!! IS THAT SUTZ OR WHAT!!!!

Caption Contest (0 replies) started by TheKMan33 (09.26.2000 10:53:20 PM EST) Man, Sigfried and Roy have really let themselves go down hill. what can I say, I love tits!

OH My GODDD! (0 replies) started by jonnyboner (09.26.2000 3:50:59 PM EST) "You left the other one in there!"

My idea (0 replies) started by GFish (09.26.2000 3:33:28 PM EST) "You said you wanted a threesome!"

magic (0 replies) started by bones2038 (09.26.2000 2:06:05 PM EST) told you i could pull a ginnie pig out of your ass scott richardson

WINNERS (0 replies) started by HELIX (09.26.2000 1:54:10 PM EST) SHOWN HERE ARE THE TWO WINNERS OF THE 1999 "WIN DINNER WITH PEPE CONTEST". PEPE IS THE SPOKSPERSON FOR THE RODENTS AGAINST ASS FETISHES. LOOK OUT PEPE THESE 2 LOOK LIKE TROUBLE.......... hello

Armageddon (0 replies) started by pegleg (09.26.2000 12:17:43 PM EST) if you don't get it go to http://www.angelfire.com/ca4/armc3 /Armagg_1.wav Bring me a shrubbery

Armageddon (0 replies) started by pegleg (09.26.2000 12:16:43 PM EST) if you don't get it go to http://www.angelfire.com/ca4/a Bring me a shrubbery

Caption (0 replies) started by btrego (09.26.2000 11:23:41 AM EST) If you tie it to a stick it makes the best back scrub.

I win (0 replies) started by jabenne (09.26.2000 4:51:18 AM EST) Seen here the 2 winners of the 1997 chase corprate challenge,,, Sadly the gerbil given out as a parting gift, Died later that night in a freak accident.

HELP!! (0 replies) started by Tronix (09.25.2000 7:31:58 PM EST) Guinea Pig said, "KILL ME!, NOW!, I DON'T WANT TO DIE IN HIS ASS!!!"

The Winner is: (0 replies) started by KaptainAype (09.25.2000 6:30:53 PM EST) ''Now Julius, you've graduated from rats and gerbils, now I think you're ready for this little guy'' -=KaP'N AyPe=- You Filthy Ape Ass Bitch

Coming to Vending Machines Everywhere! (0 replies) started by dasfenster68 (09.24.2000 11:26:00 PM EST) The San Franciscan Tickler

MAN O' MAN AND DOG (0 replies) started by kermy (09.24.2000 10:22:21 PM EST) IS THAT THEIR MINI DOG?

Hey guys....... (0 replies) started by monkeyballs (09.24.2000 2:02:35 PM EST) not only do we screw each other...we like to get kinky with our little friend RuFus.

the new toy (0 replies) started by randee3 (09.24.2000 1:25:58 PM EST) should we declaw it before we stuff him up are ass? does shit stick to his fur?

This Just In... (0 replies) started by trimhammer (09.23.2000 7:10:46 AM EST) One of Hilary Clinton's so called "sleep over's" at the white house....film at eleven. Trimhammer!

Where being small counts (0 replies) started by costello666 (09.22.2000 11:51:40 PM EST) They were all wrong it can be done if you're the right size. I HAVE A SNAKE

Richard Gerebil (0 replies) started by patchyfuzzface (09.22.2000 6:28:47 PM EST) "Good evening Mr. Gere, are you ready to do this?"

Richard Gerebil (0 replies) started by patchyfuzzface (09.22.2000 6:28:24 PM EST) "Good evening Mr. Gere, are you ready to do this?"

New Pokemon! (0 replies) started by HBKGrl323 (09.22.2000 5:01:16 PM EST) We've successfully created our own pokemon. It's called a Guinesloth.

Weight Loss Plan (0 replies) started by HBKGrl323 (09.22.2000 4:51:21 PM EST) We lost 500 pounds on the "Fat Bastard" diet plan, by eating guinea pig, the other other white meat.

It's the Thought that Counts (1 reply) started by HBKGrl323 (09.22.2000 4:50:43 PM EST) Dude! I wanted Michael Jackson's monkey for my birthday, not Mephesto's guinea catpig.

It's the Thought that Counts (0 replies) started by HBKGrl323 (09.22.2000 4:45:43 PM EST) Dude! I wanted Michael Jackson's monkey for my birthday, not Mephesto's guinea catpig. (Only South Park fans will get that joke)

Scentsational! (0 replies) started by HBKGrl323 (09.22.2000 4:39:23 PM EST) Wow! Body odor really turns this little bugger on.

Infomercial (0 replies) started by HBKGrl323 (09.22.2000 4:37:45 PM EST) Once you become a member of the club and admit that you're gay, you will receive this free gift for your sensual, erotic pleasure.

Animal Games (0 replies) started by HBKGrl323 (09.22.2000 4:30:56 PM EST) Here, it's your turn to punt.

Preparation (0 replies) started by HBKGrl323 (09.22.2000 3:48:55 PM EST) Bob: Shouldn't we skin it first? Joe: Yeah, you're right, we might choke.

Doggie Delight (0 replies) started by HBKGrl323 (09.22.2000 3:40:39 PM EST) I hope you realize that we have to travel to another country in order to eat this barking delicacy.

"Hey Baby... (1 reply) started by jellybean (09.22.2000 2:12:45 AM EST) What'd ya say we take this fuzzy little sweet thang back to our place tonight?"

Just Like Buckleys !! (0 replies) started by tozer1 (09.22.2000 1:28:43 AM EST) Good For Coughs, Colds, Sore Holes and Pimples on your Dick !!!

Fuzzy (1 reply) started by bigguy26 (09.22.2000 0:49:07 AM EST) Say hello to my little freind!

the hampster trick (0 replies) started by mikeyfries004 (09.21.2000 11:41:42 PM EST) all you need is a stapler and a foot of STRONG rope, maybe you will have as much fun as larry and bruce. St.vincent college is a rip off I hate it it blows and so do you

new toy (0 replies) started by swampdog421 (09.21.2000 3:59:45 PM EST) "together we found a way for all three of us to share the love only bob and i once had, DOGGY STYLE!!!!

Chet4207 (0 replies) started by Chet4207 (09.21.2000 1:29:32 PM EST) YOU WANT TO PUT THAT WHERE???? Don't you think it's a little too SMALL? Chet4207

bad news (0 replies) started by cannibalcopas (09.21.2000 12:31:05 PM EST) i'm sorry sir....the pet store said we couldn't have anymore gerbils.....but I got a great deal on this guinea pig! wassup!!!

bad news (0 replies) started by cannibalcopas (09.21.2000 12:23:57 PM EST) i'm sorry sir....the pet store said we couldn't have anymore gerbils.....but I got a great deal on this guinea pig! wassup!!!

Same sex marriages (0 replies) started by tjoyce (09.21.2000 9:00:17 AM EST) In spite of government warnings,Bruce and Troy tried to reproduce,with tragic results.

Republican Propaganda (0 replies) started by aharrell666 (09.20.2000 9:59:11 AM EST) A message from your GOP: "Fags eat Guinea Pigs." My turn-ons include tormenting the elderly, public napping, and women that say yes.

Party Time (0 replies) started by rzehr (09.19.2000 5:20:30 PM EST) Now that we have the adult toy it's time to party!

gerbilman (0 replies) started by wtbarron (09.19.2000 4:34:18 PM EST) Gerbils are for beginners!!

Caesar the Gerbil (0 replies) started by RGRENNAN (09.19.2000 4:07:15 PM EST) "Friends, Rodents, and Countrymen, lend me your Rears, I come to bury Caesar....not to praise him...."

pretty woman (0 replies) started by RGRENNAN (09.19.2000 4:03:01 PM EST) "No, you got to be Richard Gere last time, my turn now, you be Julia Roberts!"

MMM MMM GOOD (0 replies) started by hern2000 (09.19.2000 2:04:50 PM EST) I think we can get this one up there too!! Now, where is that duct tape and the astroglide... LISTEN TO WHAT THE FLOWER PEOPLE SAY

Gizmo Gone Bad (0 replies) started by pugslee29 (09.19.2000 12:43:57 PM EST) After Gremlins III: The Revenge failed at the box office, Gizmo was forced into a career in gay porn. Oh you just stop it

What actually happend (1 reply) started by Nzrman (09.19.2000 10:37:49 AM EST) Seconds later the furry little creature took hold of the man's right nipple.Tearing it from its place leaving him known as uni-nipple. We laugh at his misfortune. Pretend its pudding

What actually happend (0 replies) started by Nzrman (09.19.2000 10:28:10 AM EST) Seconds later the furry little creature took a hold of the man's right nipple. Tearing it from its place and leaving the man known as uni-nipple. We all laugh at his misfortune. Pretend its pudding

Problem solved! (0 replies) started by kimbo247 (09.19.2000 0:28:42 AM EST) Great news...we found out what was clogging your ass!!!

Problem solved! (0 replies) started by kimbo247 (09.19.2000 0:24:47 AM EST) Great news...we found out what was clogging your ass!!!

YOU!! (0 replies) started by 411mookie (09.18.2000 9:44:17 PM EST) (smiles) put that camera down Robnoxious, you are next!!! Go CATS!!!!

Ooooooohhhhh (0 replies) started by 411mookie (09.18.2000 9:38:19 PM EST) After this we will be one BIG Happy family!!!! Go CATS!!!!

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Pet Lips (0 replies) started by fritolay (09.18.2000 5:47:45 PM EST) After it gets done sucking on my tit, move it down to my cock. It has the most incredible tongue!

FUN (0 replies) started by MKacpro (09.18.2000 9:59:07 AM EST) Jeff: Oh! it's so quite. Al: Ya, do you think it will fit in my ass?

Gay couples sex games (0 replies) started by Dougd23 (09.18.2000 3:26:13 AM EST) Ok Sweeetie, your turn, bend over, close your eyes and think of Fabio. It will only hurt for a second.

Look Out (0 replies) started by bilbs35 (09.18.2000 2:23:30 AM EST) "You said they weren't going to picture us while we did this son." I was just checkin the specs on the endlines for the rodery gurders, im retarded.

Give a dog a bone.. (0 replies) started by Bman65 (09.17.2000 2:49:54 PM EST) "This dog thought IT was a bone.."

richard gear eat your heart out! (0 replies) started by stormyshoreline (09.17.2000 4:02:41 AM EST) "Gerbils, girlfriend we are far beyound gerbils!"

Hazing (0 replies) started by LongHairedFreak (09.16.2000 5:10:15 PM EST) So you wanna be an alpha beta kappa,huh? GrantD.Johnson

Hazing (0 replies) started by LongHairedFreak (09.16.2000 5:05:48 PM EST) So you wanna be an alpha beta kappa,huh? GrantD.Johnson

Dates (0 replies) started by larryjp99 (09.16.2000 1:37:12 PM EST) Hi, we're your dates for the prom! JimBeam and Ice

Watch it! (0 replies) started by Romeoz (09.16.2000 10:47:25 AM EST) Ernie:Damn Bert, I bet that thing sucked your dick for hours on end! Bert:Yeah man, it was great! Ernie:Then why is there blood running down your leg, Bert? Bert: Well, you might want to watch out...the little fucker's got sharp teeth! And the sign said: Big chested women please form a line here