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Limerick Contest - Sept. 2002

By: virtualjulPublished: 09/05/2002
 
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September's Winner

He's quite the entertainer, that Mick,
with his red jacket looking so slick,
what Keith thought was crass
was the sound from Mick's ass
but 'twas just the leather burning his dick!
— submitted by jimbobiglotto

Limerick Contest - Sept. 2002

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Can we talk? (1 reply)
started by thegrandpatron
(10.03.2002 4:46:27 PM EST)

All the Goofball contests have been fun....
But let's talk about that one left undone....
It started out two years ago....
Back when hair I could grow....
That "Caption Contest - January 2001"....

My last shot (0 replies)
started by thegrandpatron
(09.29.2002 7:59:03 PM EST)

Here's Mick in his flashy red coat....
Singing the songs Keith and he wrote....
The girls think they're hot.....
But his lips look like a twat....
and Keith like a Wrinkled Old Goat.....

Limerick (0 replies)
started by dice1883
(09.26.2002 9:41:10 PM EST)

There once were 2 men named Keith and Mick,
between the 2 of them they shared one dick.
After the friday concert their fans would yearn,
Since the penis isn't Keith's turn,
I guess tonight all he can do is LICK...

WHASSUP ???

Limerick (0 replies)
started by rudedog
(09.24.2002 8:40:38 PM EST)

There once was a band called the Stones
From England just like tea and scones
They rocked and they rolled
Although they got old
Chicks still dig their hard bones

Rudedog says :Si hoc legere scis numium eruditionis habes.

Sir Lips Alot (0 replies)
started by dundalkdude
(09.24.2002 1:23:38 PM EST)

Keith and Mick put on their show
As you can see Mick really had to go
Keith showed him no mercy
She knighted that turkey!
Now you want my Pepto Bismo,hell no!

OUCH (0 replies)
started by wickedwoman
(09.23.2002 7:50:02 PM EST)

Mick in his slick coat of red
looked at Keith and he said
You son of a bitch
you belong in a ditch
for biting my dick on the head

What's that you said (0 replies)
started by wickedwoman
(09.23.2002 7:47:25 PM EST)

Mick was more than just sick
knowing he had a small prick
he turned to Keith and said
Jerry won't give me head
not even one little lick

okay, I'm back (0 replies)
started by roger
(09.23.2002 7:33:57 PM EST)


Now Keith and Mick were on stage
playing the songs of their age
the fans, they all howled
at "Get off of my cloud"
and the girls peed their pants as they played


Just protecting my sheep

Satisfaction (0 replies)
started by wantsexjustask
(09.23.2002 7:25:37 PM EST)

Damnit Kieth !!!
Your the reason I can't get NO satisfaction !!!

Not coming up with much, but.... (0 replies)
started by sweetiepeach
(09.23.2002 6:12:17 PM EST)

With Mick on stage howling his tune
Keith's thinking, "Damn, what a buffoon!"
"Mick thinks he's got "it"...
but his voice sounds like shit."
"I'd much rather accompany a baboon."

Micks question (2 replies)
started by wickedwoman
(09.23.2002 6:11:50 PM EST)

Mick Jagger with lips like a fish
told Keith this is my one wish
I know this is brass
but please fuck my ass
I'm told I'm a hell of a dish

UMMM (0 replies)
started by wickedwoman
(09.23.2002 6:02:50 PM EST)

There was a musician named Mick
who liked to play with his dick
during a show he got that stirring
so bad that he felt like hurling
cut loose one and then he was sick

Mick's Dick (0 replies)
started by doogiehow
(09.20.2002 2:10:37 AM EST)

The picture shows Jagger's clenched teeth
The crowd thought he's pissed off at Keith
His dick was in pain
His face showed the strain
Yanked out from inside of it's sheath.

Doogie www.racerxband.com

oops, screwed up the last line! how embarrasing! (3 replies)
started by jimbobiglotto
(09.18.2002 9:16:59 AM EST)

He's quite the entertainer, that Mick,
with his red jacket looking so slick,
what Keith thought was crass
was the sound from Mick's ass
but 'twas just the leather burning his dick!

This is it, folks! -I don't dance!

hmm... (0 replies)
started by jimbobiglotto
(09.18.2002 9:16:05 AM EST)

He's quite the entertainer, that Mick,
with his red jacket looking so slick,
what Keith thought was crass
was the sound from Mick's ass
but 'twas the just leather burning his dick!

This is it, folks! -I don't dance!

Mick tries to hit a low note (0 replies)
started by thegrandpatron
(09.16.2002 6:46:32 PM EST)

As Mick tried to cut loose a Big Fart.....
He couldn't and his Ass started to Smart.....
But he let out a Yelp....
When Keith reach over to help....
Cause his Ass Cheeks couldn't come apart....

Using Correct Limerick Rules (9 replies)
started by doogiehow
(09.11.2002 0:49:20 AM EST)

Why is it that Mick looks like he's mad?
Is the guitar Keith's playing sound bad?
What we prob'ly can't see
Oh my god it can't be
Bill Wymann has now married a lad

Doogie www.racerxband.com

Bad music (0 replies)
started by nitestrm
(09.08.2002 6:51:58 AM EST)

Mick goes, "Ewww! You call that a tune?"
"Better get your hearing checked, and soon"
"I don't like that crap,"
"It reminds me of rap."
"Straighten up, or I'll send you to the moon"

This is more of a Commentary than a Limerick (0 replies)
started by thegrandpatron
(09.08.2002 6:51:11 AM EST)

Jagger and Richards are the leaders of the Stones.....
for 40 years they've sit atop, Rock and Roll's Thrones....
They sang Rocks Blues....
Doing Drugs and Booze.....
While all the Beatles, have turned into unknowns.....

He was cool in FreeJack (0 replies)
started by nitestrm
(09.07.2002 9:38:49 PM EST)

Mick says, "Oh my god you suck!"
"Play that guitar like you give a fuck!"
"Can't you see my look of disgust?"
"Shit tunes like that, we'll go bust!"
"Put some heart into it, so we can make a buck!"

It's the pressure you know ! (0 replies)
started by marvin
(09.07.2002 6:15:01 PM EST)

Mick Jagger got himself unhitched,
'cos he fucked a Brazilian Bitch,
Was Jerry not giving him Satisfaction,
a reason for getting this (Brown Sugar) action ?
Maybe he just Flipped A Switch !

only 4 song titles in there ;-)

Jagger's Lips (0 replies)  
started by roger
(09.06.2002 1:19:03 PM EST)


His lips are a big as his seat
but the women all think him real sweet
he can't fly a plane
cause his lips give him pain
and they explode at ten thousand feet


Just protecting my sheep

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