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"We can't win at home. We can't win on the road. As general manager, I just can't figure out where else to play." Pat Williams, Orlando Magic general manager, on his team's 7-27 record. (1992)
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#152 In 1985, the fastest bicyclist was clocked at 154 mph.
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Q: How do you stop a Taliban tank? A: Shoot the guy pushing it!
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Limerick
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started by
dice1883
(09.26.2002 9:41:10 PM EST)
There once were 2 men named Keith and Mick,
between the 2 of them they shared one dick.
After the friday concert their fans would yearn,
Since the penis isn't Keith's turn,
I guess tonight all he can do is LICK...WHASSUP ???
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Limerick
(0 replies)
started by
rudedog
(09.24.2002 8:40:38 PM EST)
There once was a band called the Stones
From England just like tea and scones
They rocked and they rolled
Although they got old
Chicks still dig their hard bonesRudedog says :Si hoc legere scis numium eruditionis habes.
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Sir Lips Alot
(0 replies)
started by
dundalkdude
(09.24.2002 1:23:38 PM EST)
Keith and Mick put on their show
As you can see Mick really had to go
Keith showed him no mercy
She knighted that turkey!
Now you want my Pepto Bismo,hell no!
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OUCH
(0 replies)
started by
wickedwoman
(09.23.2002 7:50:02 PM EST)
Mick in his slick coat of red
looked at Keith and he said
You son of a bitch
you belong in a ditch
for biting my dick on the head
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What's that you said
(0 replies)
started by
wickedwoman
(09.23.2002 7:47:25 PM EST)
Mick was more than just sick
knowing he had a small prick
he turned to Keith and said
Jerry won't give me head
not even one little lick
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Satisfaction
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started by
wantsexjustask
(09.23.2002 7:25:37 PM EST)
Damnit Kieth !!!
Your the reason I can't get NO satisfaction !!!
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Micks question
(2 replies)
started by
wickedwoman
(09.23.2002 6:11:50 PM EST)
Mick Jagger with lips like a fish
told Keith this is my one wish
I know this is brass
but please fuck my ass
I'm told I'm a hell of a dish
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UMMM
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started by
wickedwoman
(09.23.2002 6:02:50 PM EST)
There was a musician named Mick
who liked to play with his dick
during a show he got that stirring
so bad that he felt like hurling
cut loose one and then he was sick
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Mick's Dick
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started by
doogiehow
(09.20.2002 2:10:37 AM EST)
The picture shows Jagger's clenched teeth
The crowd thought he's pissed off at Keith
His dick was in pain
His face showed the strain
Yanked out from inside of it's sheath.
Doogie
www.racerxband.com
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oops, screwed up the last line! how embarrasing!
(3 replies)
started by
jimbobiglotto
(09.18.2002 9:16:59 AM EST)
He's quite the entertainer, that Mick,
with his red jacket looking so slick,
what Keith thought was crass
was the sound from Mick's ass
but 'twas just the leather burning his dick!
This is it, folks! -I don't dance!
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hmm...
(0 replies)
started by
jimbobiglotto
(09.18.2002 9:16:05 AM EST)
He's quite the entertainer, that Mick,
with his red jacket looking so slick,
what Keith thought was crass
was the sound from Mick's ass
but 'twas the just leather burning his dick!
This is it, folks! -I don't dance!
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Using Correct Limerick Rules
(9 replies)
started by
doogiehow
(09.11.2002 0:49:20 AM EST)
Why is it that Mick looks like he's mad?
Is the guitar Keith's playing sound bad?
What we prob'ly can't see
Oh my god it can't be
Bill Wymann has now married a ladDoogie
www.racerxband.com
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Bad music
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started by
nitestrm
(09.08.2002 6:51:58 AM EST)
Mick goes, "Ewww! You call that a tune?"
"Better get your hearing checked, and soon"
"I don't like that crap,"
"It reminds me of rap."
"Straighten up, or I'll send you to the moon"
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He was cool in FreeJack
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started by
nitestrm
(09.07.2002 9:38:49 PM EST)
Mick says, "Oh my god you suck!"
"Play that guitar like you give a fuck!"
"Can't you see my look of disgust?"
"Shit tunes like that, we'll go bust!"
"Put some heart into it, so we can make a buck!"
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It's the pressure you know !
(0 replies)
started by
marvin
(09.07.2002 6:15:01 PM EST)
Mick Jagger got himself unhitched,
'cos he fucked a Brazilian Bitch,
Was Jerry not giving him Satisfaction,
a reason for getting this (Brown Sugar) action ?
Maybe he just Flipped A Switch !
only 4 song titles in there ;-)
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