Limerick Contest - October 2002
By: virtualjul	Published: 10/15/2002
You know the drill: put your limerick in the comment field below and submit. The top limerick will win a t-shirt so don't delay - get your best in now! NOTE: Please keep limericks to the standard 5 lines. Limericks longer than 5 lines will not be considered for the contest. NEW RULE: You can have FIVE limericks entries throughout the month. Since we got to a late start this month, the contest will end November 15, 2002. The winner will be notified via email, so make sure your profile is up-to-date with a valid email address. Invalid addresses forfeit the prize. The winner has seven (7) days to respond and provide his/her snail mail address. Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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Hey doogiehow (0 replies) started by thegrandpatron (02.03.2004 7:57:16 PM EST) I guess they are still waiting for you to rhyme one of their names. That's just a guess on my part.

This is it? (0 replies) started by doogiehow (10.31.2003 4:42:33 AM EST) It's been only 54 weeks since the contest began...and this is best you guys can do to top my first post? Pathetic. ;) Doogie www.racerxband.com

No winner yet? (0 replies) started by tjshere (09.10.2003 9:18:27 PM EST) I guess that I must realize In this contest there will be no prize But at least it is hip That this mighty fine pic Was shot when Pam's boobs were king-size

It's just my opinion (1 reply) started by thegrandpatron (09.10.2003 10:06:33 AM EST) They've been doing it for over a year I can't believe Pam's still dating this queer He must have a huge slong For her to date him this long Man to my eye, it brings a little tear

Still hanging in there (0 replies) started by tjshere (09.04.2003 11:58:32 PM EST) I just dropped in to check on our pair And I see that they both are still there I think they'll be around When I'm dead in the ground Or in hell cooked to medium-rare

It's nearly 1 year (1 reply) started by doogiehow (09.02.2003 5:37:30 AM EST) Just checking on the judging process....how's it going? Doogie www.racerxband.com

Piss on Kid Rock (1 reply) started by thegrandpatron (06.18.2003 10:05:55 AM EST) I came back here to check on Miss Pam I'd just love to tatse her Beardless Clam Maybe I'm a dope But I can only hope That she douches with Strawberry Jam

Just stopped in to say hi (0 replies) started by tjshere (05.31.2003 3:06:40 PM EST) I see Pam and Kid Rock are still here Though we're now well into next year The fag and the fox Will join Ben and Ms. Cox In shirt Never-Never land, I fear

I'm still here (0 replies) started by thegrandpatron (03.31.2003 5:07:19 PM EST) There's a dang-gum contest goinin' on here It's started sometime late last year Not that I'm wrong or right But I see no end in site Hell, it's lasted longer than Kid Rock's career

Just checking (0 replies) started by thegrandpatron (03.03.2003 3:18:04 PM EST) I was gone a couple of Days and I didn't want to miss if you had picked a winner yet.

I don't think ...... (0 replies) started by thegrandpatron (02.16.2003 6:45:24 PM EST) this is a picture of them attending the Daytona 500. They would have kicked his sissy ass if he had worn it to the race. Especially since it got called early because of the rain. They were pissed. Now he could wear it down in Key West. The Rock had to wear Pam's hat Just to appease that Canadian brat She stopped dead in her tracks When she looked at my slacks and said, You can suck on my tits if I can suck on that

It's Ground Hog's Day (1 reply) started by thegrandpatron (02.02.2003 8:58:00 AM EST) Punxsutawney Phil saw his shadow this morning. So does that mean, six more weeks of not picking a winner?

Checking also,... (1 reply) started by sunfl0wer123 (01.26.2003 10:40:42 AM EST) No winner? I thought I had missed it. I feel that I'm going ballistic! It’s been so many days, that I think that TJ’s last prediction is quite optimistic. Sunfl0wer123

Still checking in (1 reply) started by tjshere (01.25.2003 10:18:38 AM EST) While Kid ogles Pammy's fine bait The rest of us sit here and wait It's becoming quite clear No winner will appear Until October, 2008

I think ....... (0 replies) started by thegrandpatron (01.20.2003 9:44:30 PM EST) it's the Kid and Pammy trying to crash some Super Bowl parties.

Man... (0 replies) started by doogiehow (12.27.2002 6:08:52 AM EST) Nov 2004? Doogie www.racerxband.com

Um........... (0 replies) started by tjshere (12.26.2002 7:12:06 PM EST) I have nothing momentous to say. Just checking in. I think maybe VJ meant November 15, 2003.

I never thought I'd say it but (2 replies) started by thegrandpatron (12.15.2002 2:42:11 PM EST) Merry Christmas Pam and Kid Rock LOL There once was a contest with Pam and Kid Rock, of which we made fun of and mock, Is it that hard of a job, to pick out some slob, before it strikes Christmas O'clock?

Movie Dialog: (2 replies) started by tjshere (12.12.2002 8:46:21 PM EST) Pam: "Ya know, Kid, I think your schween will be limp and my hair will be gray before this contest ends." Kid: "Uh, Pam? Your hair IS gray under all the bleach" Pam: "Oh yeah. And come to think of it, your schween is limp too."

No rhythm but who cares... (2 replies) started by proverbialchump (12.12.2002 7:19:36 PM EST) Its not like Im gonna win a t-shirt or anything. ha ha ha Has anyone recently checked their clock. I mean we all know how Kid and Pam like to rock. But this is not the only contest, overdue. Let me remind you of these other two. Named Ben and Lotta, whom loved the cock.

Lost in Space ??? (1 reply) started by thegrandpatron (12.11.2002 7:40:20 PM EST) !!WARNING !! WARNING !! Will Robinson this contest is now at the bottom of the Features list to the right. !! Warning Warning !! Your time is about to expire. Depart now before you in up in "The Goofball Twilight Zone" with Ben Gay and Lotta Cox.

I'm here too, guys (0 replies) started by tjshere (12.09.2002 9:20:26 PM EST) I check nearly every day. Yeah, I know, I'm a dumb truck driver. LMAO @ you two. I see a new saga beginning. LOL

Ben and Lotta meets Kid Rock and Pammy. (0 replies) started by proverbialchump (12.09.2002 8:03:29 PM EST) Hello, http://my.goofball.com/features/200210151101. Id like to introduce you to my old friend http://my.goofball.com/20010121101. I think you two will find you both have alot in common. ha ha ha

I'm still checking (1 reply) started by thegrandpatron (12.08.2002 8:50:21 PM EST) I just thought I would check and see If by now a winner they could agree It must be hard to choose With the amount of Booze Downed by the staff at the Christmas Party

My Epilog (6 replies) started by thegrandpatron (12.02.2002 7:04:57 PM EST) I entered a contest it's true...... 5 Limericks were made when I was through.... They were all about Pam...... That Big Titted Ham..... and some Shit Head Rocker she blew...... I've already got a shirt don't you see..... That Robnoxious gave to little O' me.... Now ain't it a surprise.... That I'm not after a Prize..... But if I win won, I'll yell WHOOPEE!.... I'd rather have a Goofgal of my choosing...... To use in some sexual musing..... It won't be hard to pick.... I'll just show them my prick..... and I'll take the one who finds it the least amusing....

Is she still talking? (3 replies) started by sunfl0wer123 (11.27.2002 2:28:57 AM EST) TJ, I like how you think and I, for one, won’t raise a stink! Your decision is fair and correct, I declare without bias (nudge, nudge, wink, wink). October was won by a ‘skirt‘? Hope you guys don’t think me a flirt when I say with a grin I’ve decided I win And I’m ready to pick up my shirt. My goodness, that didn’t sound right! Guess I’m not thinking clearly tonight. If the brilliant TJ says I’ve won, than I say I accept ‘cause I’m always polite. (Inside note to Goofball.com) No one’s buying this act, I fear. There damn good poems listed down there! Im just a pretender among fine contenders- Please pick one while this year’s still here. Sunfl0wer123

Ummmmmmm (3 replies) started by tjshere (11.22.2002 10:26:52 PM EST) We really would like to get through With the contest from October oh-two Sunfl0wer 1-2-3 Earned a shirt, don't you see? That's why I am here to remind you Hehehehehehe. Well, she did! ;^)

Untitled (0 replies) started by xtc4aqt69 (11.04.2002 2:38:08 AM EST) "Only God knows why" Pam is with Kid Perhaps he's real nice or she's flipped her lid But unless you're a star You won't stand a chance Even getting close to getting in her pants El lobo de la pasión

I'm just a dreamer....I've dreamed my life away... (1 reply) started by bigdadlong (11.03.2002 6:34:40 AM EST) Pam is a chick who turns heads We will see who she'll next wed If you're in a hit band She will give you her hand And if you're lucky she'll toss your sa-lad

October Limerick (7 replies) started by rudedog (11.02.2002 8:08:25 PM EST) Pammy divorced Tommy Lee After he gave her Hepatitis C Now she dates Kid Rock For the size of his cock She likes bad boys, naturally Rudedog says :Si hoc legere scis numium eruditionis habes.

OMG, dont even bother (0 replies) started by pumpxtreme1986 (10.29.2002 6:27:54 PM EST) Pammy's tit's r bouncing kid rocks dick is a floopin he needs viagra cuz his shit is not, something bla bla bla, o fuck it Pump it up 4 ever

A whiner's limerick (0 replies) started by roger (10.29.2002 5:51:38 PM EST) The photo up there is all wrong her tits are fake, so's his dong the best you can do won't make me re-new I'm going to Consumption dot com waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

In the photo above (1 reply) started by roger (10.29.2002 5:45:43 PM EST) Now Pamela is looking at me can you see her face filled with glee I pulled out my cock and said, "Hey Kid Rock, I bet I am bigger than thee."

This one blows (0 replies) started by roger (10.29.2002 5:39:48 PM EST) It's hard doing a Pam limerick if you're suffering from old limber dick her body is fine I wish it were mine but her tits are they live or Memorex?

Pamela (0 replies) started by roger (10.29.2002 5:33:56 PM EST) The photo above is a doozie a numnuts eyeing a floozie I'm sure in his mind is her cute behind at least the fellow's not choosey

It could be worse (0 replies) started by thegrandpatron (10.27.2002 11:00:29 PM EST) I see Pammy has hit the skid.... Going out with this loser Kid..... At least he's not a Brit.... That'd be funny as shit..... If she fucked one out of a few quid....

An attempt to end (4 replies) started by thegrandpatron (10.27.2002 10:41:16 PM EST) Pam just happened to be sucking my cock.... When in the room walked her Bo, Kid Rock..... He got all jealous you see..... He saw he was smaller than me.... So he blew his head off with a Glock....

I almost had it (0 replies) started by thegrandpatron (10.25.2002 11:10:24 PM EST) Pam just happened to be sucking my cock.... When in the room walked her Bo, Kid Rock..... He got all jealous you see..... He saw he was smaller than me.... I wish I had an ending, damn this writer's block....

Poor Pammy! : ( (6 replies) started by sunfl0wer123 (10.19.2002 11:04:53 PM EST) Tommy Lee is rock’s well-endowed rebel. With him gone, Pam was one horny devil. Kid now fills Pam with glee, but she may still miss Lee 'Cause she nicknamed her new beau "Kid Pebble". Sunfl0wer123

Last call for incoming (0 replies) started by tjshere (10.19.2002 10:23:47 PM EST) Though Pam's giant chest did decrease Kid Rock took her home for a piece They writhed, humped and twirled And went all `round the world I can't wait for the video release I don't get it. Limericks for this photo are popping into my head like they're being shot out of an Uzi. Last month I couldn't come up with diddly. I guess I need boobs to inspire me. LOL I'm trying to look at things from your point of view, but I can't get my head that far up my ass.

Fire four (0 replies) started by tjshere (10.19.2002 8:43:48 PM EST) It's really quite hard not to laugh Cuz Pam's lovers are all such riff-raff But she don't give a hoot If they can unzip their suit And show a schween that's size ten and a half I'm trying to look at things from your point of view, but I can't get my head that far up my ass.

Fire three (0 replies) started by tjshere (10.19.2002 7:13:36 PM EST) On the Internet Pam got her kicks With Tommy, in several short flicks Now she's with Kid Rock And I don't mean to mock But she must have a thing for big pricks I'm trying to look at things from your point of view, but I can't get my head that far up my ass.

Fire two (0 replies) started by tjshere (10.19.2002 6:50:16 PM EST) Kid Rock was less than elated When Pam had her huge tits deflated But he still loves the view So these two just might screw If his pecker is fat and elongated I'm trying to look at things from your point of view, but I can't get my head that far up my ass.

Fire one (0 replies) started by tjshere (10.19.2002 6:31:00 PM EST) The so-called musician, Kid Rock Is almost as dumb as a jock But even dim twits May enjoy Pammy's tits If they're sporting a gigantic cock I'm trying to look at things from your point of view, but I can't get my head that far up my ass.

Hey Robbie, what's crappenin'? (0 replies) started by bigdadlong (10.19.2002 2:33:32 AM EST) The bad boy of Joe Dirt With his sidekick the skirt She loves the rock dudes Cause they do quaaludes They look like Ernie and Bert I'M JOE DIRT!

American Badass? (0 replies) started by bigdadlong (10.19.2002 2:17:56 AM EST) The implants she cut away Which did not roll well in the hay What's with this Kid Rock A rocker he's not As her bra size remains the same SHE'S GOT THE LOOKS THAT KILL! She supposedly had her implants removed, but her tits look the same size to me. Could that be the new braces for breasts? Anyone who has seen her first playboy pictorials can vouch that her breasts were not all that big and she used to look completely different. What a tramp(Didn't say I wouldn't hit it, keep your panties on)! She's so sticky, she's so sticky, SHE'S SO STICKY SWEET!

Girls, girls, girls... (0 replies) started by bigdadlong (10.19.2002 2:05:25 AM EST) The results are in This duo's a sin The Crue drummer will have his revenge After his heroin and alcohol binge For taking his Canadian bim Girl, don't go away mad, girl, just GO AWAY!

They suck... (0 replies) started by bigdadlong (10.19.2002 1:55:06 AM EST) Pam shows off her DSL's Kid Rock looks like he don't know how He wound up with ol' Sloopy The most famoust groupie Who Tommy Lee gave the pow-wow

My 1st Limerick (5 replies) started by sunfl0wer123 (10.17.2002 10:32:27 PM EST) Pamela struts by with pride. Her assets she just hates to hide, but a change you now see is her boobs - she has three! Two in front and one at her side! Sunfl0wer123

pardon the french... (0 replies) started by jimbobiglotto (10.17.2002 3:59:41 PM EST) So Now it's Pam dating Kid Rock, he's ANOTHER who's known for his cock, I think what I've been taught, is that Pam can be bought, and I CAN if I roll up a sock! This is it, folks! -I don't dance!

Why not me Lord? (0 replies) started by thegrandpatron (10.16.2002 10:18:11 AM EST) Kid Rock is now Pammy's boyfriend.... I'm starting to see, some kind of trend.... They are all Rock Singers.... With Big Long Stingers.... A concept I just can't comprehend....

Caution "Whiner" below (0 replies) started by thegrandpatron (10.16.2002 9:56:08 AM EST) Doogiehow is pissed, cause he didn't win..... Not naming him last month, was a sin.... But it's like in High School.... They don't follow the rule.... and it's starting to get under his skin....

Here's the Winner (0 replies)   started by doogiehow (10.15.2002 10:02:52 PM EST) There's no doubt what Kid Rock is seeing It's Pam's tits that I'm Guaranteeing They're dripping with class His hand on her ass It's love! At least for the time being Doogie www.racerxband.com

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