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Assorted Goofiness
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REPORTER: "[The California recall is] the biggest political story in the country. Is it hard to go in there and say nothing about it?" GEORGE W. BUSH: "It is the biggest political story in the country? That's interesting. That says a lot. That speaks volumes." REPORTER: "You don't agree?" GEORGE W. BUSH: "It's up to—I don't get to decide the biggest political story. You decide the biggest political story. But I find it interesting that that is the biggest political story in the country, as you just said." REPORTER: "You don't think it should be?" GEORGE W. BUSH: "Oh, I think there's maybe other political stories. Isn't there, like, a presidential race coming up? Maybe that says something. It speaks volumes, if you know what I mean." —Bush, sharing his insights on the 2004 election, Aug. 13, 2003. Source: Source: PBS Online News Hour, "California Certifies 135 Candidates in Recall Election," Aug. 14, 2003.
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"Based on what you know about him in history books, what do you think Abraham Lincoln would be doing if he were alive today?
- Writing his memoirs of the Civil War.
- Advising the President.
- Desperately clawing at the inside of his coffin."
—David Letterman
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Snapple Facts |
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#185 A male kangaroo is called a Boomer.
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Yo Mama ... |
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is missing a finger and can't count past 9.
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One Liners |
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Q. What do Kabul and Hiroshima have in common?
A. Nothing ... yet.
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2008 Deadpool
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12.09.2007
Caption Contest - December 2006
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12.05.2006
Caption Content - November 2006
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11.01.2006
Caption Contest - October 2006
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10.08.2006
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| Section Features
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| One Year Ago
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Caption Contest - December 2006
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12.05.2006
Caption Content - November 2006
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11.01.2006
Caption Contest - October 2006
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10.08.2006
Caption Contest - July 2006
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07.10.2006
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Iraq : The Musical
The Iraq You Know ...
02.03.2006
Editor's Note:I wonder if the Beach Boys have seen this.
Citizenship Quiz
Everyday thousands leave their homelands to settle here in the land of the free. Before they become citizens they are required to take a citizenship test. Could you pass this test if you took it today?
12.09.2005
Goofball Psychologist
Since many of you appear to be mentally unstable we have decided to bring in an around-the-clock specialist to help you with your issues ...
12.07.2005
Caption Contest - September 2005
Check out the silly picture below, give us a funny, witty, original caption and be in the win a prize ...
09.30.2005
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Goofball Facts |
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Most of the little school houses in the U.S. of yesteryear were painted red because red wasthe least expensive paint color.
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