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Caption Contest - April 2004

By: robnoxiousPublished: 04/01/2004
 
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    Yo yo yo... (0 replies)
    started by dirkdiggler
    (04.30.2004 4:55:51 PM EST)

    Samuel L. Jackson was no match for the Presidents' evil, neutered monks.

    auh-sow (0 replies)
    started by moflash
    (04.30.2004 6:38:00 AM EST)

    How does this feel, grasshopper?

    hokey pokey (1 reply)
    started by tomp
    (04.23.2004 2:45:42 PM EST)

    you put you right foot in....

    FootBall... (1 reply)
    started by tazdevil
    (04.22.2004 3:08:16 AM EST)

    NO GRASSHOPPER... This is not how we play football in China!!!

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    started by meesha
    (04.20.2004 10:49:02 AM EST)

    Those Asian vasectomy clinics are a real bargin!

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    YOU DONE YET? (0 replies)
    started by donutncoffee
    (04.19.2004 10:19:42 PM EST)

    oh good MY TURN!!!

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    When I said I was gonna put a foot in your ass I didn't know you'd clamp down on it. Let goooooooo.

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    started by abby
    (04.14.2004 6:32:19 PM EST)

    You can not defeat my balls of steel ahahaha!

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