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kaufmanfirefighter
(02.07.2005 11:07:29 PM EST)
I have only been using my Bowflex for 2 weeks and now look what I can do.
National Geographic
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nitestrm
(01.30.2005 8:17:02 AM EST)
Narrator: "And here we see the punuous bugous strongous. We see him lifting 5,000 times his body weight, what an amazing feat of strength. Is it done as a sign of fertility? Or, does he do it out of pure fear? The world may never know."
Go Cajuns!
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luvly1
(01.28.2005 1:16:20 PM EST)
Hot boudin...
Cold cous cous.
Come on skinny boy...
Push.. push.. push.
0013 mash
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babycat
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0013 mash
BOY SAVES EARTH!!!!
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jimbobiglotto
(01.21.2005 1:03:00 AM EST)
As Fat Cheerleader from Space attempts to land on earth, this boy is there to catch her and send her back from whence she came! THANK YOU, WONDERBOY!
I'd say more, but you'd use it against me when I run for office!
The things......
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jblades
(01.18.2005 12:32:16 PM EST)
a young guy will do to get his head between a girls legs
My entry
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dirkdiggler
(01.11.2005 9:26:31 PM EST)
...and number 13 SCORES on a hat trick!!
My attempt...
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wardmw
(01.08.2005 7:01:29 AM EST)
In his younger years Clark Kent nearly gave away his true identity trying to get to second base...
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