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Caption Contest - December 2004

By: robnoxiousPublished: 12/31/2004
 
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December 2004 Winner

""Blah, blah, blah...doesn't this kid ever shut-up?""
-- submitted by meesha

Caption Contest - December 2004

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    I want a ......... (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (01.12.2005 7:37:56 AM EST)


    The Kid: Okay Santa, I want a Bratz Doll(Flashback Party), I want Cabbage Patch Kids Doll, I want some Classic Games (Buckaroo, Twister & Cluedo), I want a Dora the Explorer Doll (We Did It Dancing Dora), I want a Leapster – LeapFrog, I want a Power Rangers (12.5cm Tri-Battliser), I want a Robosapiens with Character Options, I want a Tamagotchi, I want a Trampoline, I want a V-Smile by V-Tech, I want a Air bazooka, I want a Digo Draw, I want a Spiderman Hover Disk, I want a …………

    Santa: Oy Vay

    "Oh God! (0 replies)
    started by obiwan
    (12.20.2004 5:18:41 PM EST)

    The voice of Melanie Griffith in Working Girl, the hair of Mel Gibson in Lethal Weapon I and talks more than Brando in Apocalypsis Now. This is A Nightmare on Elf Street!!"

    ~Obiwan~

    And if I don't get what I want... (0 replies)
    started by michaelcarl
    (12.10.2004 6:37:31 PM EST)

    my daddy say's he know's where really you live. And my mom gonna give you a Mullet while my daddy take Rudolf out back and put's corn in his hole or something like that.

    Ho Ho Ho!

    Santa says: (0 replies)
    started by thecritic
    (12.07.2004 0:46:43 AM EST)


    "C'mon kid, there ain't that many toys in the world.

    Cowboys ain't easy to love
    You gonna pull those pistols or whistle Dixie?

    If it wasn't enough (0 replies)
    started by obiwan
    (12.05.2004 3:34:26 AM EST)

    with the reg Luvly, now they also come in kiddie size!

    ~Obiwan~

    "Santa?" (4 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (12.02.2004 10:39:28 PM EST)


    "I think I'm sitting on the North Pole."

    No, no, no! Santa isn't a preevert, you preeverts. The kid has a MILF.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    One from me... (0 replies)
    started by meesha
    (12.01.2004 11:31:34 AM EST)

    "Blah, blah, blah...doesn't this kid ever shut-up?"

    My ISP sucks

    here's one: (1 reply)
    started by jimbobiglotto
    (12.01.2004 9:56:27 AM EST)

    "SANTA, I JUST WET MY PANTS"
    "That's a relief, I thought it was ME!"

    I'd say more, but you'd use it against me when I run for office!

    She looks at the (0 replies)  
    started by bd2son
    (12.01.2004 9:46:35 AM EST)

    teleprompter that Mom is holding and Santa gets Excedrin headache #37.

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