"Do you have blacks, too?" - To Brazilian President Fernando Cardoso, Washington, D.C., Nov. 8, 2001
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"Yes, ma'am? Right here, this lady. No-she! Yes-right-second rown [pointing]. Next to the guy in the blue shirt, holding her left hand up. It's a he-sorry about that. Gotta be careful. I'm very sorry. Go-ah-I-a thousand aplogies-go ahead." — President George Bush at a press conference
Snapple Facts
#67 There are 18 different animal shapes in the Animal cracker zoo.
Yo Mama ...
is so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!
One Liners
Q. How do you get holy water? A you boil the hell out of it.
well
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started by
donutncoffee
(02.24.2005 7:07:10 PM EST)
he seems to be a cut above the rest
ACT NOW!!!!!
(1 reply)
started by
kaufmanfirefighter
(02.07.2005 11:10:38 PM EST)
If you call now, I will throw in 4 more knives and you get it all for $29.95.
Never get caught sleeping with a knife thrower's wife
Class cut-up
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started by
websterinvirginia
(02.02.2005 10:41:03 AM EST)
This sharp guy slices through the bullshit and shows that he is a cut above the rest.
Immature Fellow
Could be
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started by
bd2son
(02.02.2005 10:29:08 AM EST)
He needs a cut man in his corner
Saddam!
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started by
malcom
(02.02.2005 6:49:27 AM EST)
Use a tooth pick,you asshole!
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