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Pay Attention
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started by
silas4
(03.18.2005 4:54:42 PM EST)
Pay close attention junior.You'll need to know how to use a three foot long dong when you grow up.
Take aim
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started by
simonsez
(03.09.2005 4:07:11 PM EST)
Left a bit...
Right a bit...
FIRE!
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Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
Sorry dad......
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  started by
tazdevil
(03.03.2005 5:28:43 PM EST)
I think mine is bigger!!!
TazDevil
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