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Caption Contest - May 2005

By: jskillsPublished: 05/31/2005
 
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May 2005 Winner

"Are you sure this is the way to do the Heimlich maneuver?"
-- submitted by james76255

Caption Contest - May 2005

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    the winner in my opinion is (2 replies)
    started by thecritic
    (05.30.2005 11:44:51 PM EST)


    dirkdiggler

    Cowboys ain't easy to love

    I'll try one more (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (05.30.2005 10:16:58 PM EST)


    Years of practice,
    Drafted by the NHL,
    NHL owners going broke,
    Changing professions because of the NHL strike,
    Priceless

    I'll try one (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (05.30.2005 10:12:51 PM EST)


    Whose big idea was it to have the burrito buffet?

    Polish 69 (0 replies)
    started by silas4
    (05.21.2005 1:35:31 PM EST)

    66...67...68...

    Polish 69 (0 replies)
    started by silas4
    (05.21.2005 1:34:36 PM EST)

    66...67...68...

    car keys (0 replies)
    started by ericcarr35
    (05.19.2005 1:40:11 AM EST)

    Hey Hans! I found your car keys!

    deja vu` (0 replies)
    started by donutncoffee
    (05.18.2005 4:28:43 PM EST)

    been there done that

    Jogging His Memory (0 replies)
    started by harrymonkbubble
    (05.14.2005 8:47:09 AM EST)


    It reminded Josh, that he needed to pick up some prawns on the way home.

    Something new (0 replies)
    started by james76255
    (05.13.2005 2:27:27 PM EST)

    Tired of the same old sexual positions, Dave and Sharon get inventive.

    If you enjoy this half as much as I do, I enjoy it twice as much as you.

    ...for here or to go? (0 replies)
    started by bblonergan
    (05.11.2005 10:36:11 PM EST)

    ...nuf said I think...

    Ya Know..... (0 replies)
    started by malcom
    (05.09.2005 10:12:58 PM EST)


    Right about now,he'd make a better pole vaulter than skater.

    Gretzky... (0 replies)
    started by websterinvirginia
    (05.09.2005 9:55:08 AM EST)

    Eat your heart out.

    Immature Fellow

    Hmmmm (0 replies)
    started by nitestrm
    (05.07.2005 7:43:37 PM EST)

    What do I do now?

    Got it (1 reply)
    started by dirkdiggler
    (05.06.2005 8:24:11 AM EST)

    And now Bjorn gets the American joke about eating at the Y.

    Uhhh (0 replies)
    started by james76255
    (05.06.2005 3:48:08 AM EST)

    Are you sure this is the way to do the Heimlich maneuver?

    If you enjoy this half as much as I do, I enjoy it twice as much as you.

    Hey! (0 replies)
    started by haytham
    (05.05.2005 5:21:14 AM EST)

    I found my missing sock!

    uhmm (0 replies)
    started by leadj
    (05.03.2005 6:52:20 AM EST)

    now he's got her in a scary uncle and......... and now he's gonna try and burp the beaver!

    If You (0 replies)  
    started by dsk8er96
    (05.02.2005 6:34:39 PM EST)

    Fart one more time, Im gonna drop you.

    Welcome to my world, Please have a seat..........DONT JUST SIT THERE DO SOMETHING!!!! DC

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