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Goofball Psychologist

By: robnoxiousPublished: 12/07/2005
 
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Since many of you appear to be mentally unstable we have decided to bring in an around-the-clock specialist to help you with your issues.

The days fly by and money is tight, who has the time to get a referral from the HMO to go see a psychologist ... who wants to tell their HMO, their doctor or the nurse that you are a bit off-center.

That's why we are here. We are here to help you get through the day with our content, the messageboards and now our psychologist.

You know you need help, don't deny it. It's time to attack those demons and move forward. Do yourself, your family and your fellow Goofballers a favor and stop by to see our psychologist. You will be glad you did.

Consider this an early Holiday Gift.

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i had alot of fun with this

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started by suicideking
(12.07.2005 10:08:17 PM EST)

just like a real psychologist, it just listened to me and repeated most of the things I said in question form. bravo! you saved me a shitload!

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